The lunatic is in my head

28th February.6:15 am.Up all night.But am going to college.Its my first day of the 8th semester....yup thats right...final sem.8th sem classes started on the 25th of january.I hope u'll appreciate that i've written MY first day.
Its our final stint in an engineering college.Then i'll be free...There's a lot i've learnt in this 4 years.
1. It takes just 1 night out to screw up ur biological clock.
2. The only free time on a shared computer comes at 4 am.When all the others are asleep.
3. If there are 120 people in the hostel...then there are 120 type of people in the hostel.
4. Always be prepared.U never know what ur neighbour may ask for at 2 am.In my case it was a punching machine.Dunno if he really wanted one or he was just looking for something meaningless to do.
5. If u want a cup of tea at 5 am, then however well ur dressed up...people will still think ur a chowkidaar.
6. Target audience for movies like 'saw' are us...we've got nothing better to do than ruin our life by watching some guy's warped imagination.
7. Clothes lying on the floor are in perfectly good condition to be worn at least 2 more times.
8. Drinking Water in the room is scarce, bottles ever scarcer.
9. U lose the formal attire in 2nd sem, pencilbox in the 3rd, friends' respect in the 4th, all ur money in the 5th, every ounce of self esteem in the 6th, control over ur life in the 7th and become too uninspired to exhale after inhaling after the 8th sem.
10. U realise that all ur friends are lunatics....and so are u.U realise that these days will not come back ever again.U realise that this family away from home has also become ur family for life.U realise that after college, u wont be able to see them go to bed, wont be able to hear them snore their lungs out. So u proceed and take a mental picture...u preserve it forever.
The lunatics are in your head.

Here I am, This is me !!!

Came back from Calcutta today. Had decided there to start a blog. Had an interview which didnt go well. So that got me thinking about a lot of things.
Its funny how something which doesnt go right leads to a lot of self introspection. If you had done the SI bit earlier, things would have gone right.
By the way, Hi...i'm an engg. student in an obscure corner of India. Our college is famous for it's non happenings and we are proud to be lazy...but we are smart people see??? We dont call ourselves lazy...We are actually comfortably numb. We have a firm belief in not going to classes and we utilize the time and the infinite opportunities time provides by doing the best possible thing with it...squandering it.
I love hearing people out and giving them absolutely insane advice at the end. If the guy is smart..he'll probably fume and turn an amazing shade of purple.If he's a dud...he'll do what u say...and...well thats showbiz!!
This blog will be mostly about crazy ramblings from my cryogenic mind.So its best avoided. Guys with awesome english would know what cryogenic means...so they'll think the blog is super cool....well its not.
Guys with medium english would search around for the definition...Plz dont bother.Nothing good will ever come out of reading the dictionary.And the online dictionary comes with an added headache and back pain.
Guys with not so good english...i'm amazed u've made it this far.
Well this post started with a mention of calcutta. I did bring with me a bunch of some really tasty grapes.and kept them right beside the desktop. But i realise everytime i type a few words the grapes lessen...constant attacks from roomies. And thus my blog was named!!!
Keep the faith people.

EDIT: The naming part refers to the time my blog was named "who's eating jainzy's grapes". Well the current title is not meant to invoke any copyright laws, Mr. Robert M. Pirsig.